Math

1,2,3,4 - That's pretty much all

Son - Do you know maths?
Dad - Like 1,2,3,4?
Son - Yeah!

by Hairybiker69 March 15, 2015

Math

1: The study of mathematics.
2: A word to describe something that is useful in part, but most of it is worthless
3: A word to describe something that takes all your brain power to comprehend.
4: A boring period of time

1: I study mathematics.
2: That doorstop notebook I bought is math.
3: Did you see how Jane's boobies jiggled?! It's like math!
4: Nine o'clock to ten o'clock is math.

by Loading_Name June 1, 2011

lego math

Shoddy or obviously inaccurate math.

In response to someone using Lego math by saying something like, "I worked for 5 hours and I got 60 bucks! I must have been getting payed like $18 an hour!"

"Dude that is some serious Lego math..."
"What are you using, Lego math?"

by A Fern June 28, 2007

math

Math is the abbreviation for:

Mental
Abuse
Towards
Humans

Person 1: We have math for next lesson.
Person 2: OMG NOOOOO MY BRAIN IS GONNA GET RAPED

by Epicguyof1337 October 21, 2013

intelligent math

A cryptic term that is part of the closing credits of some random anime show. Apparantly, the Japanese think it makes sense. More generally, it is a potentially positive modifier that may be applied to a person.

She's intelligent math.

by Scalabrini December 31, 2003

Matej

Means daughter and Portugease.

My matej told me she skipped class I'm so proud

by variari October 9, 2019

meathead math

a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are "plates"

Dude #1: Dude, I squated five plates yesterday. That's over 500 pounds.
Dude #2: No man, you're meathead math is off - its only 495.

by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016