Math

Math = mental abuse to humans

aka a torture device

Teacher: today we're doing math
LITTERALLY EVERYONE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bob: hey teach, math is MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS!

by LN11 September 1, 2022

Math

math with quotations means meth, but less knowable, so you can snort it in the middle of math class, with no one knowing.

ay, Charles, let's go do "math" after school! I need my fix,

by kemeheme23 September 2, 2022

Math

something that is bad and should not exist (mental abuse)

Person 1: I hate math. Its annoying

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

math

a subject that makes you fail school and makes you live under a bridge for the rest of your life

joe: hey billy, you know about the math test?
billy: no
joe: this math quiz is worth 100% of our grade

*later*
billy: i got an 0/24
joe: i got an 24/24
billy: crap

by tiktok_sucks!!! November 1, 2022

math

the torture that corrupts the human brain damaging life as we know it. and forcing young children to solve other people's problems

when you do math your heart rate goes from 80-110 in seconds

by bestfreindswithaveragejoe November 1, 2022

Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.

"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."

by Yo Momma Looks Like A Half-Ork November 12, 2022

Math

Best form of torture. You wanna torture your friends? teach them math. You wanna absolutely crush that annoying friend that always asks your lunch? teach them algebra. It is a weapon in disguise

Bro i just math'd my bully. He doesn't come to school anymore...
Cool

by SpaceRaptor November 15, 2022