Facebook Masturbator

A person(male or female) who masturbates to pictures of other people on facebook.

Sam is a Facebook Masturbator, he jerks it to pictures on Facebook

by dirtyraghead February 1, 2010

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What you were probably doing a few moments ago.

Joe: Whatcha doing?
Jimmy: Masturbating.
Joe: Cool, me too.

by Chuck Norris' son February 7, 2009

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Chronic Masturbation

Someone who cannot stop masturbating

Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.

by Pigfucker9001 June 7, 2018

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To please oneself while arousing sexual feelings, usually by rubbing, touching, and inserting one's fingers or other device in themselves in the case of a female. Usually accompanied by some sort of visual, audio, or mental help

Masturbation: Alex didn't feel like dry humping the bed post again, so he decided to masturbate to a home video of he and his ex making sweet love on the kitchen counter surrounded by empty vodka bottles and her lacy panties covering his eyes.

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

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Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006