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maple your staple

to jack off, masturbate, wank, fap, etc.
Do you maple your staple often?
by Mustard Sauce May 18, 2014
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Maped

Tubbs was way down the alley getting maped repeatedly by a kermit, but there was literally nothing we could do.
by delush August 8, 2014
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maple fever

When a Non Canadian has feelings for a Canadian.
"Did you hear about Bill's new girlfriend is from Vancouver? He must have Maple Fever."
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mapologies

short for my-apologies
Mapologies, I didn't know you were talking to me.
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Mapoophead

A slur used to define somebody that has constipation issues. Usually stinky
Mars you are such a mapoophead!
by boogashooga42 November 18, 2022
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tab-mapping

The exercise of referencing last night's receipts in an effort to remember what in the hell happened. In some cases, one may have to call from home to close the tab after leaving the bar without taking their card.
Brian: What happened last night?

Lisa: I'll have to do some tab-mapping. FML.
by arceebee February 12, 2017
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maple story

an addicting game in which you can't quit once you start unless you get hacked. repetetive..but some consider fun if fun is killing snails for the first 8-10 levels.full of names like LiLvIeTbO1 and AzNpRyDe. this game ruins your life. trust me i know. once you start playing, if you go to school, your grades drop down a lot.
maple story

scammer(at hennesy): Buying 60% 2-handed Sword scroll 10k
noob:wow ill do it thats alot
scammer:how many u got?
noob:i got 1
scammer:show
noob:ok(shows a one-handed blunt weapon scroll )
scammer:LMAO NOOB(closes trade window)
noob(thinks to himself):what a f@g(can't cuss on maplestory)im gonna defame him and log out

scammer:press tab tab space enter youll get free items
gullible player: ok (presses)

....and then he loses all his items.

Noob1:I want to be a warrior so i can use cool swords and wear ugly armor for the first 30 levels!

Noob2:I want to be a thief so i can be a ninja like naruto!

Noob3: I want to be a mage so I can Kill Steal all of you.

Noob4: I want to be a bowman so I can summon eagle at level 70!
by Kirayamato29 July 21, 2006
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