Krystian

A big Bulgarian dick

Hey krystian ready to go down the rabbit hole

by Amlpwjh November 22, 2021

red kryptonite

A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.

Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

Krystal

The hooker that stole my virginity

“Damn, that Krystal was the best I’ve ever had.”
“She was your first

by Lynzj November 15, 2017

Kryten

red dawarf yeah sure but it can also be used instead of shit!
used if you stub your toe

what a pile of kryten

or if you were to stub you toe: "KRYTEN!!!!....... who the fuck decided to put the coffee table there anyway"

by meggie eggie February 3, 2008

KRYPTONITE

A one hand false cut invented by Dan and Dave Buck.
To be used in conjunction with card magic or such.

"Then I did the kryptonite and they were convinced the deck was mixed!"

by DarthAllanz0rd00dex April 14, 2006

Kryptonian

Groups of people who eat only Kryptonite for Dinner.

Z:I'm a Kryptonian!

M:You eat Kypton for Dinner?

Z:....Huh?

by Xildra February 19, 2009

krystena

A really wierd way to spell the name Christina
Sucking cum out of an elephants ass
A synonym for antelope felching

Wow he really krystenaed that bitch!

by christinebubblez July 20, 2008