kevito

an oddly shaped man, with a hair growth problem, and a slighty disoriented shaped nose.

raja: oh my, look at that man, hes deffinantly a kevito.
ava: yes raja, i deffinantly see a kevito on that man, yuck!

by rajalena October 21, 2008

Kegity

Truthful, for real, on the level, legitimate.

He called the recording studio at like 3am and asked for like 5 minutes of their time to record it. He did it in one take. There's plenty of articles out there saying it's kegity.

by porkFutures May 21, 2021

Keith Wutke

a 6'-4" 340 lb. giant

by some girl October 20, 2003

Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.

Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.

by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008

kegsit

Drinking from the tap of the keg while sitting on the keg itself.

After three 30 second kegstands, 2 beer bongs, and a 2 minute kegsit Bryan was too drunk to move.

by Mr. Leiber December 9, 2008

Keitsuji

A colourfuly haired gender confused girl who is commonly pansexual & is very obsessed with anything japanese or asian related.
This girl usualy has a boyfriend by the name of 'Jed' who she constantly brags about. ;D

"Oh my god, can you believe she keep's bragging about that guy?. She's such a Keitsuji!"

or

"Her hair is whack, bruh.. She be a Keitsuji, no?"

by KeiKeiKeitsuji June 24, 2009

keith whitehead

Also known as KW, a once infamous football player from Missouri, he now spends his time as a wanna be UFC fighter, and pimping out cars and trucks to compensate for other parts of his personality that are lacking in substance.

Hey, look at that drunk guy over there, he's pulling a Keith Whitehead.

by slackerguard June 25, 2009