Pulling a Keith

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?

by Jerry1986 July 28, 2012

Pulling a Keith

Eating ass and immediately chasing it down with a beer.

“Bro I’m thinking about Pulling a Keith on redacted tomorrow night.”

by seawvsh May 18, 2020

Pulling a Keith

Judging family and friends as if you get paid to do so.

Man 1: I'm out of this fantasy football league if you're going to use that kind of language!
Man 2: Stop pulling a Keith and make your pick.

by 6 Pack Sample September 4, 2018