To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...
When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.
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when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.
I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.
Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.
Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.
by 877372 May 16, 2009
Get the jerk blocking mug.Jerkdown is a competition whereas two or more guys stand at jerkoffs length from each other. Straight guys are preferred for this competition. They then begin to jerkoff, staring each other in the eyes. Eye contact should not be broken, unless it is to stare at the other man's junk. The first to jerkoff wins, splooging on the other man. The most popular forms of the jerkdown are the two-man jerkdown and the three-man jerkdown.
Jerkdowns involving multiple guys function almost the same as the two-man jerkdown. The first person to jerk off gets choice of target for the splooging, and then steps out of the jerkdown. This continues until there are just two left. Then, the traditional two-man jerkdown rules apply.
Jerkdowns involving multiple guys function almost the same as the two-man jerkdown. The first person to jerk off gets choice of target for the splooging, and then steps out of the jerkdown. This continues until there are just two left. Then, the traditional two-man jerkdown rules apply.
John and Jim decided to have a Jerkdown after some trips on extacy. Jim won and splooged all over John's thighs. Jim complimented John's intense eye contact, but admitted it helped him jerkoff faster.
by Jon Jerkdown August 14, 2009
Get the Jerkdown mug.Jersh. What does Jersh actually mean? Well, it's hard to tell. It's this one thing, you know, that one random thing. You never know it's coming. It's just pops up and you can never forget. It's that one hilarious guy who everyone knows. He's also respectful, trustworthy, and interesting. And if you don't know him, there's something wrong with you. He may not be the one who everyone wants to be, but he's the one that you wish was your best fwend.
He's rare too, you gotta search high and low. There might be another Jersh, but you gotta make sure it's the right Jersh. Out of the current 7 Billion Population, there is a major 0.0000000001%.
He's rare too, you gotta search high and low. There might be another Jersh, but you gotta make sure it's the right Jersh. Out of the current 7 Billion Population, there is a major 0.0000000001%.
P1. Hey, guess what?!
P2. What?!
P1. I SAW A JERSH TODAY!
P2. ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A JERSH?! IT'S TOO RARE TO BE TRUE! ARE YOU SUREEE?!!
P2. What?!
P1. I SAW A JERSH TODAY!
P2. ARE YOU SURE IT WAS A JERSH?! IT'S TOO RARE TO BE TRUE! ARE YOU SUREEE?!!
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I love you,Jerrod
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