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Humanity 

1. The condition or quality of being human.

2. A self-referential, conceited and delusional concept of benevolence despite 20,000 years of history as evidence to the contrary.
The people of Rwanda and Burundi demonstrate their humanity for each other.
Humanity by Snowcat October 16, 2003

Humanship 

The way two or more persons or groups regard and behave towards each other based on inner similarities as humans not on outer differences, such as title, identity, role, function, belief, ethnicity, nationality, kinship, social class or hierarchical power position.
You may be rich and powerful, but that does not give you the right to disregard your humanship with the poor and the powerless.
Humanship by Ziad Aazam August 12, 2017

HumanCar 

a super dope one to four passenger human/electric hybrid powered car
Let's rock the HumanCar DT and check the sitchy.
HumanCar by Flash the dog January 5, 2008

Human Pandora 

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.
Human Pandora by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011

human diaper 

The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
human diaper by ectofunky July 11, 2011

human DVR 

When a midget sits on top of your TV and tells you all about a show you missed.
I need to set up my human DVR to record Brooklyn Nine Nine.
human DVR by Bvig33 February 14, 2014