Chris Hoffman

Chris Hoffman is searching for your name and not finding a definition for Chris Hoffman

Person one: what does my name mean

Person two:search it up

Person one:theres nothing here
Person two:well dp a chris Hoffman

by Thicc jonnu October 19, 2019

Trinitee Hoffman

Trinitee Hoffman is one of sweetest people you’ll ever meet and she will never leave your side. She is kind, smart, amazing, and she is attractive, even if she doesn’t think she is. Everyone needs a Trinitee Hoffman in their life.

“Trinitee Hoffman is such a fantastic person”

by Pucas April 21, 2020

Pedro Hoffmann

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.

Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?

by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 7, 2020

El Hofadonk

Another word for, Nonce, Shtinky, Bot, Trash. Typically associated with the IQ of a piece of dirt.

Look at that local El Hofadonk. Stay away from him.

by 9128397210 October 26, 2020

The Hofmann

slang for LSD

Named after the Swedish chemist Albert Hofmann who synthesized the drug in 1938

guy 1 : yo man I just tripped balls off the hofmann!
guy 2 : wow that's crazy man!

by worldstoughest June 3, 2021

J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY

I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.

by bncreampie July 16, 2021

Jasper Hoffman

7'5, tall, wears glasses, has black hair, ass at valorant, amazing zoo owner.

look its a jasper hoffman

by daddy salty July 16, 2021