What douches use to identify their douchebaggery. The safest way there is to make sure no member of the opposite sex whatsoever even thinks about you twice.
Girl #1 - Hey, look at that guy's goatee!
Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!
Girl #2 - Oh my god, he's so unfuckable!
Girl #1 - Yeah, what a douche!
by Senhor Aníbal June 16, 2008
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by Cramerica Industries February 19, 2007
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That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.
by Steve Cee. May 10, 2006
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Pee Cee user to Mac user: my computer won't work.
Mac user: What version of Gatesware are you using? and why don't you get a "real" computer.
Mac user: What version of Gatesware are you using? and why don't you get a "real" computer.
by AstoriaMichelle99 August 5, 2009
Get the Gatesware mug.This term applies to women, and refers to the gold mine in which most men try so hard to acquire. The opponent of the "Black Hole", or anus.
Jack was voraciously polishing Lisa's Heavenly Gates.
While happily eating Mary's heavenly gates, Allen was oblivious to the nefarious Black Hole which would soon rear it's ugly head.
While happily eating Mary's heavenly gates, Allen was oblivious to the nefarious Black Hole which would soon rear it's ugly head.
by Benal Patrol Overlord February 26, 2008
Get the Heavenly Gates mug.The act in which one extends their arms to pick up a goat and sustains a significant distance from the ground. May be viewed as the act of lifting, but this is with much more love towards the goat. A tender gesture to this species by an owner or friend.
by Cosmish February 6, 2012
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He was convinced that this amounted to Bill Gatesgate, yup, Billionaire Gates had spent years conspiring with Obama, and Hillary! to make money off the whole damn thing, which wasn't real anyway.
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