beer goggles

An accessory men often wear when attending certain social functions, such as weddings, nightclubs, cruiseship discotechs and other vacation spots.

While beer goggles are great fun to wear at parties, men usually make the mistake of taking them off in the morning after waking up with the previous nights' score.

Does anyone really need an example?!?

by I don't like crunk August 28, 2004

cum goggles

1. A slang term for over-sized fake eyelashes worn by some women. Named because of their uncanny ability to catch ejaculated semen that would normally get in the eyes.

Tanya: So how did it go last night?

Janet: All I can say is it was a good thing I was wearing my cum goggles or I would have had a hell of time driving home.

by bebeeboo July 14, 2009

whore goggles

The type of sunglasses worn by celebrities and fashionistas that cover perverse amounts of space of the face. These shades can often be in excess of 7 square inches per lens, and are usually worn by women to either hide their face, or look ridiculous.

Jessica must have had a rough night, I saw her sporting extra large whore goggles this morning.

by Jer711 January 18, 2008

Ga Ga Goggles

The over-sized sun glasses that are popular with Blond, Ditsy, bubble-gum chewing, Lady Gaga listening teenagers.

Girl: Check out my new glasses, there three times bigger than my face...
Guy: Those are some Ga Ga Goggles...

by imdnmed12c4afee July 1, 2010

Alaskan Snow Goggles

To ejaculate in ones eye, then placing you testicles in their eye sockets

Baby, I'm about to give you the Alaskan Snow Goggles

by gloKC4FANz October 18, 2008

Japanese Rain Goggles

This is a sexual act where a man places his balls over a woman's eyes while he is ejaculating.

He gave her some Japanese rain goggles during sex.

by Gunny McGunns November 26, 2010

fart goggles

Spectacles that have no optically corrective effect. They are worn purely for fashion reasons by halfwits who think they make them look cooler or more intelligent.

"Check out that chick over there... she looks dead clever"
"No no.. they're fart goggles she has on, that bint is as thick as a platter of shit sandwiches"

by rhino1 June 5, 2009