flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

Flat Fart

A fart that is at the same level of noice the whole time

That dog just had a flat fart

by Iggy star September 13, 2017

Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.

Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.

by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017

Flat Juice

A way of taking ecstasy. Dropping the pill into a bottled drink and drinking it time to time to get higher and higher.

"On BD bro, I got cotton mouth. Can I get some of your lemonade."
"Na, I can't even let you do it bro. This that Flat Juice. "
"On BD, I thought you bit down on your pill. My fault bro."

by G Shlomo October 27, 2017

flat lego bricks

A pain in the ass for anyone who has to take them apart. Often causes two people to no longer be friends.

Person 1: pass the flat Lego bricks, please.
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them

by Hortler_the_great April 20, 2018

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018