flat earther

Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.
That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up
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flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.
Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.
by Poot Rancid November 04, 2023
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flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.
Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."
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flat woman

A female who has no tits or ass. Usually this is seen as a bad thing, but some may like flat women. Preference is subjective, after all.
She is such a flat woman
by AlgoMarblerYT September 17, 2023
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Flat Juice

A way of taking ecstasy. Dropping the pill into a bottled drink and drinking it time to time to get higher and higher.
"On BD bro, I got cotton mouth. Can I get some of your lemonade."
"Na, I can't even let you do it bro. This that Flat Juice. "
"On BD, I thought you bit down on your pill. My fault bro."
by G Shlomo October 27, 2017
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flat backer

I like girls with some junk in their trunk, not flat backers.
by Vinazza March 09, 2008
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Man Flats

Slip on shoes for men (not loafers, moccasins, or lace-less converse), generally patterned, lace-less, and are canvas or cotton topped. Man flats are commonly worn by scenesters and emos, and are a common accessory to skinny-pants. Although called man flats, man flats are also commonly found on the feet of girls and should still be referred to as man flats.
Eww, those man flats are so horrid!
by Quincy Dutch May 14, 2008
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