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E Flat

This ain’t what you want. I’m not the one. You WILL get your ass whooped trying me.
by blessed77 April 24, 2022
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Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
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Flatting out

To ‘flat out’ is to become so bowled over by a car’s looks, abilities, noise or general awesomeness that nothing short of passing out next to it can convey your feelings for said automobile.
by crank&piston December 26, 2011
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Bristol flat

A pure Marijuana cigarette rolled then squashed flat to the roach with any heavy device close to hand compacting the Cannabis creating a perfect burn rate with no side burning.
"What are you doing....!"
"Don't worry I'm making a Bristol flat spliff"
"Wow that burns smooth, and no sideburn"
"I know..."
by ADDSTEAL February 8, 2013
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roll flat

To enter the nightlife social scene without a posse
When I am out in the club lookin' for a girl, I roll FLAT. I don't want someone else messing up my game.
by Stevirino June 21, 2008
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flat backer

I like girls with some junk in their trunk, not flat backers.
by Vinazza March 9, 2008
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Man Flats

Slip on shoes for men (not loafers, moccasins, or lace-less converse), generally patterned, lace-less, and are canvas or cotton topped. Man flats are commonly worn by scenesters and emos, and are a common accessory to skinny-pants. Although called man flats, man flats are also commonly found on the feet of girls and should still be referred to as man flats.
Eww, those man flats are so horrid!
by Quincy Dutch May 15, 2008
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