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blowjob face

a woman has a blowjob face if the sight of her face invokes strong urges in most men to urgently get a blowjob from her.
-dude, i think she is very sexy
-yes, she has a great blowjob face. i just can't stop imagining it on the tip of my cock.
by sk1nnard November 2, 2006
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vanilla face

A term used in refering to a white person.
by John Doe 333 October 15, 2006
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myspace face

the face everyone makes in their myspace pictures. This face is

for girls: pouty eyes with a smirk or pursed lips. The shoulder comes up and attatches to the chin. fingers in the west side sign optional

for guys: shirts up showing off their abs, while making some macho head nod, face looking cool and unassuming.
Matt: Damn, did you see Macaylas myspace?

Mario: yeah, shes got that myspace face, right?
by Crohnser June 3, 2006
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stank face

A human facial expression identified by a flaring of the nostrils and raising of the upper lip which is caused by '70s influenced funk bass playing.
Marcus Miller gets that stank face when he play!
by hannybobo December 28, 2010
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Ugly Face

The face people make when they're having an orgasm, and the face people make when exercising and trying to get just one more repetition.
woman: "Keep it right there babe, I'm Cumming!"
man: Get it, get it! Get that Ugly Face!

Weight lifter: "No more! No more! I can't!
Trainer: "Dig deep Ron! Give me one more! Put on your Ugly Face! One more!!!"
by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021
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Lejo-faced

Drinking yourself to the point of retardation where you can only pronounce two-syllable words, dance like an albatross, drop one out of three drinks that enter your hand, slap a waitress on the ass, and/or throw lit candles at women.
Someone should make sure the bar has good insurance and a working fire extinguisher because I'm definitely getting Lejo-faced tonight.
by Keeper of the Peace February 23, 2010
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face fucking

When a male thrusts his penis in and out of a mouth instead of allowing a mouth to bob up and down on a penis as in typical oral sex.
I wanted to give Mike a nice, slow blow job but he grabbed my head and ended up face fucking me instead.
by Nikkinightowl May 27, 2008
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