dumpling

a term used to imitate the dialect of chinese people

1. Ahm, what awr you dooeeng tonight dahmpling (dumpling)
2. How aw you dampwing (dumpling)
3. Hewwo dumpleen (dumpling)

by ping ponggy October 14, 2006

Spicy Dumpling

A fetish/back-alley abortion method developed in Asia which involves the active participation of both a pregnant woman and a willing helper. A Bacardi 151 (or similar grain alcohol) douche/enema combo is administered to the pregnant woman. The woman then straddles her helper's chest and squats down in typical Cleveland Steamer fashion. The helper readies an ignition source (ie: ligher, matches, flame-thrower.) and waits in anticipation. Simultaneously, she expells the liquor out of both orifices with as much force as possible. The helper then ignites the ejected fluid mid-stream, causing a blindingly intense flash of light and heat. If performed correctly, the resulting combustion should leave a smoldering pile of blackened fecal/fetal/corn 'gunk' on and around the chest and neck of the helper. The gunk is then collected and sold on the black market to high-end Chinese restaurants to be used as a "house" sauce.

Never order the spicy dumplings from a Chinese restaurant located in the immediate vicinity of a whore-house or abortion clinic.

by DaBrownGuy December 17, 2008

dumple

another word for dookie dookie/meadow muffin.

Who didn't flush their dumples?!!?!?!?!?!

you made me step on the compoopers dumples

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

dumples

noun: a special type of dumplings, with origins in Herndon, VA, coined in the year 2001, with relations to the ling ling dumplings sold at Costco wholesale stores

Mother: Dinner is ready.
Wade: Dumples!!!

by wtgong May 25, 2009

Blumpky Dumpty

When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.

"Blumpky Dumpty sat on a wall, Blumpky Dumpty had a great fall . . ."

by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009

Dumple2

1A name
2Insult
3In place of fuck/shit/damn

My name is Barn Von Dumple.

Go dumple yourself.

OH DUMPLES.

by jishwae November 13, 2004

dimplycameltoe

A cameltoe which shows fat dimples.

Hey Joy, check out that girls dimplycameltoe.

by Cokefizz February 3, 2008