glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by mike February 1, 2004

Dough Eyes

When somebody looks hungrily at you, as if you were a tasty donut.

The sun was setting, and she stared at me with big dough eyes. She wanted to devour me.

by Jan27 January 17, 2012

pounding the dough

the act of intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

"Dude, at least she should have told you that you were pounding the dough. How disgusting!"

by Nilhilius May 15, 2009

powdered doughnut

when some idiot snorts too much cocaine at work and is too busy to wipe his nose, the end result is a circular encrusted nostril
that greets his table with no eye contact and perspiration.

servers in florida remind me of myself a long time ago, thank god I got my Shit together now and can laugh. Hey lick that powdered doughnut off her

by clean and sober January 21, 2009

jamaican doughnut

When you use jamaican jerk sauce for lube and apon first cry of pain you reply, "hurts doughnut"

She wanted some morning sex but I had no lube. so I spiced up the sack and gave her a Jamaican doughnut

by jr gong December 4, 2013

jelly-doughnut

A jelly-doughnut is when one ejaculates on anothers face and then gives him/her a swift punch to the nose strong enough to where the nose bleeds.

Kyle gave Katie the worst jelly-doughnut ever last night.

by borolb August 3, 2006

doughy

long standing Aussie term for moron not invented by Rachel or her friend! also term describing doing doughnuts in a car.

johnnos a real doughy cunt.
peto was doin some sik doughys out the front of the servo yesty mate

by fingalhead August 17, 2006