by A shekinah serene ramey dirt w January 15, 2022
by Mr. Staley November 17, 2015
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.
See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
by Captain Dongo March 19, 2009
When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
by Prof Xander August 06, 2017
A female whom is in a relationship but only takes one leg out of her pants in order to be able have a quickie and have a smaller chance of getting caught. In which most cases only one leg gets dirty.
by XanaxBesties March 23, 2022
Refers to eating uncontrollably.
by PerfectTouch November 24, 2007