vagina denial

when a woman is pursuing an object of desire and is denied by the presence of a third party. This is the female equivalent of a 'cockblock.'

Sally likes Dom, but when she goes to talk to Dom, Rosey brings her a vodka and cranberry juice and asks about her period pains. (Most probably - Rosie wants Dom; or even Sally herself. Sally does not get Dom. This is... Vagina Denial.)

by Dom Aloi December 31, 2010

salad denial

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings

Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."

by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011

kankle-denial

when someone with kankles constantly denies the fact even when all of his/her friends tell him/her that it is true.

whats wrong with Chad? He's in kankle-denial.

by smilingjew March 5, 2011

tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.

Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Smile Denial

When you ask someone an embarrassing question and they reply by not saying anything or saying no non-convincingly, smiling/blushing and walking off.

*girl leaves bf's room walking weird*

Guy #1 - Hey did you just get it in the ass?

Girl - Noooooooo! *smiles/blushes and walks off*

Guy #2 - Straight smile denial dude.

Guy #1 - totally bro

BF - HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND MOTHA FUCKAs!

by This_wasnt_Kaley March 12, 2012

reality denialist

Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience

Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!

"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."

"oh look, a reality denialist."

by phillydrifter August 10, 2012

Final Denial

An event found in the beginning of December and May in which students do a year's laundry, take 3 day long naps, dust their entire apartment, work out, clean their bathroom, take their dog for a walk, wash their car, and do anything else besides acknowledging they have finals.

"Hey Loren!! I thought you said you had a final tomorrow. . .shouldn't you be home studying?"

"Nope!! I went bowling earlier and plan to go the bar after this dinner."

"Looks like final denial to me!"

by orangepower December 8, 2012