Evil Demon Llama

One of the most powerful of all the demons. It has great strength, large fangs, fire breath, laser vision, bat-like wings, and deadly farts.
Its weaknesses are plaid, paisley, lemons, and bright colors.
Their ach enemies are the Unicorns, who are disguised as gazelle in Wisconsin.

AHHHHH the evil demon llamas are attacking!

by your momma is a llama December 19, 2009

Demon Apocalypse

The Demon Apocalypse is the event that will occur after the Zombie Apocalypse. In case you were wondering, the Zombie Apocalypse in a nutshell is when zombies will take over. The Demon Apocalypse is when all Hell will break through into our world (literally). What humans are left alive will have to go through this.

Here is a time line... 2012: The beginning of the end of the world. 2013: Zombie Apocalypse. 2016: Demon Apocalypse.

I'm not sure how I will survive during the Demon Apocalypse! How do you kill a demon??

by governtheday92609 January 5, 2011

Damoni

A fuckin black nigga aggy asf always talking about somebody and always yelling with that big ass mouth and she’s skinny asf.

Damoni:hey
Girl: unt unt bye your name is Damoni

by BillyDaddy1 July 11, 2022

Meat Demon

A Meat Demon is the act of taking your girls favorite Icecream then warming it up slightly so you can fit your penis in the Icecream tub... Right after you get enough Icecream on your penis you violently fuck your girls face

Example:

Guy: Bae, you know what would make this night perfect?
Girl: What?
Guy: Head
Girl: You know what baby? I just don't feel like it
Guy: What if I give you a strawberry meat demon?
Girl: .... I'll get the Blue Bell

Liz: Sarah! I totally don't mind giving my guy head!
Sarah: Why? That's crazy!
Liz: He always gives me a chocolate meat demon ;)

by RedHeadSlayer May 13, 2014

Clout Demon

Someone who acts like they have Clout around people who actually have Clout and are fake.

Oh my god she’s such a Clout Demon

by VexTheGod September 4, 2019

demon

President George W. Bush

That mother is bush is a demon

by pwner#1 June 2, 2007

Demon Shit

5000 years ago in a land filled with midgets and fairies, an internet disease known as DemonShit666 came up. His name has been synonymous with one massive, miniature Metropolis-sized fecal matter with an unbelievable stench and excruciatingly hilarious quantity, much like Jack Black's shit in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. A true Demon Shit has a perfectly formed shape, usually repetitive in large quantities, with a smell so unbearable that even Indians will potentially pass out and die, and a humorous factor due to the broken anus that the demon shitter will have

"jesus christ what the fuck happened to Ray?"
"goddamn nigga demon shitted himself, ripped his rectum and literally shat himself inside out."
"mother fucker."

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009