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strip club creep 

That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.

Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
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SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !! 

something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)
tv advertiser: blah, blah, blah, YOU: SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!

Super Creep Mode 

A person who walks around in a creepy, shady mannor, licking peoples faces, and iming them at 2:00am asking for a $20 dollar lap dance if you jog to his house.
Kyle is always walking around in super creep mode.
Super Creep Mode by Hallie Bob August 3, 2006

feature creep 

A term used to describe extra features being included in a project, after the project was supposedly already closed to new features.
I thought we were nearly done with this computer program, but feature creep from marketing means we'll be working for another 2 weeks at least.

shadow creep

When you turn off the lights at night and you're lying in bed, don't think about the shadow creeps or they will come.
A shadow creep is behind you right now.
shadow creep by SpineShivers February 28, 2011

Church Creep 

A guy found at your local church who creeps around the parish trying to hook up with people, usually someone who has terrible social skills. Church creep can also be one of the pastors or councillors at your church, watch out for the church creep next time your at church.
Person1 Did you see Chris over there eyeing up the pastors wife and daughter?

Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.
Church Creep by Anton H March 15, 2022