pull a cracker

Chiefly British def - setting off a firecracker, or "Christmas Cracker". Christmas crackers are a traditional Christmas favorite in the UK. The Christmas Crackers are short cardboard tubes wrapped in colourful paper. There is normally a Cracker next to each plate on the Christmas dinner table. When the crackers are pulled - with a bang! - a colourful party hat, a toy or gift and a festive joke falls out.
"Sirius had not contacted Harry at all ... he did not like to think of Sirius alone in his mother's old house, perhaps pulling a lonely cracker (pull a cracker) with Kreacher."

J.K. Rowling.Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. New York. Arthur A. Levine books (Scholastics). 2003
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Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.
The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.
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Al-Cracker

I’m not scared of Al-Qaeda, hell I’m from Brooklyn. I’m more scared of Al-Cracker!
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Fishy Crackers

another word for Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish Crackers. Because they are in the shape of a goldfish, people call them fishy crackers.
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anus cracker

A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.

Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.
"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"

"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
by Liz P March 11, 2007
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cracker head

Trucker term for a idiot on the cb radio
shut up cracker head
by Dayripper September 06, 2004
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Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.
Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.
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