Corporate

Noun: Cocaine. Derived from the common fact that when an individual achieves a promotion to the corporate office of a business they celebrate...hard. Usually with the "champagne" of drugs.
Verb: "Going Corporate". The act of ingesting said anesthetic.

Kevin: "Hey congradualtions on your promotion. And to celebrate I think it's time we have an official "Corporate Meeting". Meet me in my office."
Jeff: "Vegas was awesome! We partied so hard, Roy even went corporate."

by R Demetrius R March 1, 2006

Copulatory organ

Scientific name for a penis.

copulatory organ

by Chatterbox :D May 2, 2012

corporate identity

This fucking corporation tells you who you're supposed to be and you believe them and assume that role

I'm a boy because they say so, hooray for corporate identity

by smexy rapist August 30, 2017

something corporate

An illegal windows xp version.

Yeah, i have a xp version. It was something corporate.

by illegal copy May 18, 2003

computater

What my friend Bubba Cools his computer when it is acting up.

That dumb computater froze up on me again!!!

by Food!!!! November 18, 2003

Corporatecasualsexophile

1. A 9 to 5er who escapes the boredom of his cubby by having casual non-committal sex with many women, sometimes concurrently.
2. A Fortune 500 wannabe who uses his deft communication skills to cloud rather than clarify and avoids truth if it threatens his image.
3. A person with an MBA. Master bullshiting a-hole.

Marc is a corporatecasualsexophile.

by Winterling January 20, 2008

Corporate Rock

Often called "generic" by critics ( a.k.a. talentless attention whores that worship Nirvana ). In contrast with Nirvana (overrated band), it contains catchy tune which causes subliminal indulgence and direct to point message rather than overwritten lyrics (more like poems really), screams/whines/squeals and crappy musical accompaniment.

If you're a magazine editor promote "grunge" for marketing purposes. If you're a producer promote "corporate rock" for marketing purposes.

by Laminar Flow October 15, 2015