Chode

A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis

Gabby Stone Rhino loves being pounded by Conners girthy chode.

by Hairy rhino chode December 14, 2020

Chode

Male genitalia particularly of wide diameter and shortness in length that inhibits most sexual activities. Males who possess a chode may be subject to embarrassment from other people. The term chode is often used in common good-natured banter.

"Joe Rogan has a small chode."

by Hollering Holocaust December 28, 2019

Chode

David (Rocket) Robinson

Chode fingers, chode toes, and a Microchode equals 21 Chodes

by 21 Chode January 4, 2019

Chode

When one's gentleman's sausage has a greater diameter than length.

Sir Henry II gentlemans sausage was a chode.

by Ass Pegger April 20, 2021

Chode

Any body with the name Tim kale Jacob have Chodes. Chodes are small fat cocks

Kale has a chode I didnt like our sex

by Lil tonka October 10, 2019

Chode

A peen wider than it is long

Like lazerbeam said in one of his dumb subreddits videos that guy probably has a chode

by Jackson Wilhelmi January 16, 2020

Chode

Sam Dornan’s cock

Aaron Allen’s attitude is that of a chode.

by Big boy pay July 25, 2019