Man-Child Syndrome

Not quite a man, not quite a child. Stuck somewhere in between. Has memories repressed from when he was a child

TA: He has man-child syndrome

TA: You know, he's not quite a man, not quite a child

Student: Oh Kinda like Zac Efron?

by Blabbermouth26 January 26, 2010

Child Arsonist

One who commits the act of Child Arson

for example of Child Arsonist, see Child Arson

by Farrell Gilmour March 12, 2009

innocent child

fun to hit with a car

there are no more examples of innocent children. i ran them all over.

by beatrizzle January 15, 2008

child chowder

Yet another slang term for semen. Child chowder is emitted from the penis during ejaculation.

Yesterday evening, after a few drinks, I escorted your grandmother to my private villa and proceeded in slathering my generous load of child chowder onto her face. She lapped it (the child chowder) up like a pig eating from a feed trough.

by Mr. Deepinsider November 12, 2007

Ratchet Children

These are the children everyone dreads. As the name suggests, they run with ratchet mothers. Run, jump, kick, sit, whatever. They're the ones running around with no shirt or shoes, knocking stuff over and playing with toys that make too much noise. They break things from their playing and running and laugh about it. You often hear them before you see them, they like to cry loudly about that toy they were just playing with, or just scream just because.

Rachel's ratchet children are running around in the back pulling the dogs tail again. Tell me why Pooky is naked out there, that kid knocked over 2 candles at Bed Bath and Beyond trying to take his damn shirt off again.

by Nostram May 4, 2014

Bean Child

A Mexican baby

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!

by nugokk December 20, 2017

Lana rhoades child

he's not fatherless, he's fatherful

lana rhoades child probably got gonorrhea and syphilis

by pseudonymong June 30, 2022