Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.
by Yazzy July 27, 2005
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Say the person you're talking to is arguing for more economic equality but they haven't given all their money away? Champagne socialist.
What if they're explaining the purpose of unions but you're getting a bit bored of performing mental gymnastics? Champagne socialist.
Now if they're trying to tell you that there are reasons some people can't work that aren't laziness? Champagne socialist.
Try it today, and if they call you out on it, try calling them a closed-minded virtue signalling hypocrite. Then when they get tired of talking to you because you're beyond help, you are free to proclaim victory and can continue to feel smug about supporting the broken system you were indoctrinated to believe in.
Say the person you're talking to is arguing for more economic equality but they haven't given all their money away? Champagne socialist.
What if they're explaining the purpose of unions but you're getting a bit bored of performing mental gymnastics? Champagne socialist.
Now if they're trying to tell you that there are reasons some people can't work that aren't laziness? Champagne socialist.
Try it today, and if they call you out on it, try calling them a closed-minded virtue signalling hypocrite. Then when they get tired of talking to you because you're beyond help, you are free to proclaim victory and can continue to feel smug about supporting the broken system you were indoctrinated to believe in.
So, you want unemployed people not to die from easily treatable health problems, but you won't even sell your house and live as a hermit in the woods to make it happen; could you even be more of a champagne socialist?
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by hughmonger November 3, 2003
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William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!
William Clannagan: I'm gonna pour champagne on bitches titties!!!
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Get the pour champagne on bitches titties mug.Dragon Champion is an extremely skilled Pokémon Master at GSC, who specializes in the use of Dragon Pokémon and One-Hit Knock Out techniques such as Fissure and Horn Drill. He is almost undefeatable and he posts mainly on Serebii, Neoseeker and GameFAQs.
by Random Pokémon Trainer July 4, 2006
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by Richie D January 9, 2008
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Damn Jenny is such a champion, she has so many guys eating out of the palm of her hand.
Also used in Jay-Z song "Lost One"
Also used in Jay-Z song "Lost One"
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