Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.
by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009
Get the Slap Cannon mug.The art of getting a partner in the doggystyle position, then taking one's testicles and putting them in said partners butthole. You then get a jurassic erection, which resembles a cannon, then proceed to knock one out onto the partners back.
Oh man, i totally backdoor cannoned some girl last night, she was a slut, but a real champ about it. My shnutz were aching from all the butt action
by colin anus August 14, 2010
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by tommynicks August 6, 2011
Get the turd cannon mug.a Weapon used on forums. it is mainly used against trolls and godmoders or people who annoy you too much
by Cobrawolf May 7, 2012
Get the ignore cannon mug.A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.
by sleepdeprivedideas October 19, 2014
Get the Snow Cannon mug.A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.
John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
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by Jockstrap Cowboy June 7, 2019
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