Portuguese Cactus

The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds

My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus

by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017

cactus nig

a prick who talks shit

dude look at that guy

yeah hes such a cactus nig!

by 1i1nig July 7, 2016

cactus arms

when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus

Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!

by matchamonster May 17, 2016

lady cactus

Prickly Puss

Have you ever scratched your lady cactus and gotten caught?

by LeiM0 June 6, 2016

cheese cactus

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016

Cactus Hoe

A Bitch/Hoe who has not shaved in some time, and the hair that is growing back has a similar texture to cactus thorns.

Laquanda: DAYMN TYRONE, you can see them prickles through thats bitches jeans !
Tyrone: Lanqunda, you got a cactus hoe on you ass.

by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016

Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.

That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016