Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.
Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!
by Snixxx April 22, 2024
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Cactus Dick

When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.
I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.
by EMarchetta13 January 26, 2018
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the wild cactus

A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.
I had some mad sex the other night. He pulled out a the wild cactus and made me cum so hard!
by Catilda Grora November 14, 2022
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Cactus Flesh

A nickname for a boyo often found wearing a green sweater. The sweater will be nicknamed cactus and since the boyo wears cactus all the time he now becomes a cactus flesh.
by TinyBee September 05, 2018
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frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube
My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'
by Barry Vulva March 06, 2019
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fleshy cactus

when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.
You're so gay, (fleshy cactus) can't believe you didn't Clap Wactus.
by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018
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cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
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