1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.
2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.
2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.
Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!
by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017
Get the Hand-Burgler mug.A male orbiter of an attractive female that is a "good friend", but essentially a domestic servant of this female who exploits him.
The most common initial relationship structure are one sided friendships that are financially draining for the male e.g. friendzone.
Some of the worst examples of this is when they are married and he supports her while she sleeps with higher status men in his social circle in constant attempts to upgrade from him that mostly fail.
He is aware of this but suffers from cognitive dissonance, denial and ultimately enables her behavior which lead to his self destruction.
The most common initial relationship structure are one sided friendships that are financially draining for the male e.g. friendzone.
Some of the worst examples of this is when they are married and he supports her while she sleeps with higher status men in his social circle in constant attempts to upgrade from him that mostly fail.
He is aware of this but suffers from cognitive dissonance, denial and ultimately enables her behavior which lead to his self destruction.
Person :1 You know that Robert went to pick up his girls things from his supervisors place after she ran off with him? I guess he took her back, what a thot butler.
Person :2 Yeah he did. They just posted a pic of themselves together at a restaurant like nothing happened, what a moron.
Person :2 Yeah he did. They just posted a pic of themselves together at a restaurant like nothing happened, what a moron.
by nullcipher June 13, 2018
Get the thot butler mug.The fluffer buttle region is part of bun-anatomy(wabbit anatomy) this area on the wabbit is met the the floof poof. This region is known to be very soft and pleasant to pet, but if the wabbit does not like being pet in the fluffer buttle region then it will either bite you with their nibble noms that are made to eat the greens and the oranges or kick you with their thumper jumpers
Guy: “hey have you ever touched the fluffer buttle region?”
Girl: “no! But my drama teacher made me write a paragraph involving rabbits and pirates of the Caribbean.”
Guy: “ok then, go touch a fluffer buttle region sometime”
Girl: “no! But my drama teacher made me write a paragraph involving rabbits and pirates of the Caribbean.”
Guy: “ok then, go touch a fluffer buttle region sometime”
by The obnoxious smartass January 14, 2019
Get the Fluffer buttle region mug.by BIGPPWASTAKEN March 29, 2019
Get the Lake Butler Middle School mug.A really white kid. He gets expelled from his schools and is trash at basketball. Every paul is the 3rd string fullback on there football team
by Ya_boi_brady_martel_chief April 10, 2019
Get the Paul Burkley mug.As heard on the podcast All Fantasy Everything. A Knuckle Butler is a mutual agreed upon hand job with no expectations of receiving more.
Jimmy expected to get a French Blowjob from Sally at the end of their date. But by the end of the date they agreed on a knuckle butler because they were exhausted
by TheAllMightyFatOne July 19, 2019
Get the Knuckle Butler mug.