Shit blokery

The art of being a shit bloke.

Dude,when you kissed my mom last night that was a major case of shit blokery

by darkphoenixlf January 10, 2011

Bloomer

A rare but steadily increasing subspecies of the Boomer generation, a Bloomer is a wholesome Boomer.

P1: "So, Uncle George posted about LGBTQ+ on Facebook-"

P2: "-Ugh... Boomers, am I right?"

P1: "No, George is a Bloomer! He was really supportive when Michelle came out to him last year."

by jfyr3 May 19, 2020

prone blocker

a person who stops you getting close/hot/freaky/flat/sex with someone else; they always seem to turn up as things are about to get interesting.

jay: hi, Emily, whats up
Emily: come closer jay I'm cold
(jay puts arm around emily)
george walks up hi guys can I chill with you for a bit
jay: get lost you prone blocker

by slicesliceroflknife March 4, 2009

blockers

Any substance that blocks reality temporarily, legal or not. Also can be something that prevents access such as a locked gate.

I can't do (whatever activity eg drive) as had too many blockers. Can also use blocked. Eg Too many blockers today so I'm fully blocked. Combinations - This gates blocked and i can't undo it cause I'm too blocked.

by cradle snatcher March 13, 2008

Clam Blocker

A single girl's friend, usually male, that prevents any other guys from flirting with her or asking her out - the female equivalent to the male term, cock blocker.

Hey girl, you should really stop going out with your friend, Greg. You'll never get any numbers cause he's a clam blocker!

by Dr. Starf*cker May 27, 2011

Blocker

One who blocks, or engages in the act of blocking frequently.

Bob: Hey john, whats up with antony lately

John: I don't know, he's being a huge blocker

by doughmanfro January 10, 2010

Beta Blocker

When a man goes down on a woman with her period after he came inside her and then squishes the chunks through his teeth.

The beta blocker is only used by sick fuckers!!!

by Puckered Star Rider May 29, 2007