Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009

barfarita

The mixing and consuming of copious amounts of a half and half drink consisting of frozen margarita and Bud light which undoubtedly ends with projectile vomit. everywhere.

Scott puked in Eliza's car and it got in her air vents. Now whenever she turns her air on it smells like barfarita!

by UNC_Twinkie August 6, 2010

barfenpuken

Any local establishment that serves alcohol.

Hey, let's go to the Barfenpuken and have a beer.

by bearman in athabasca November 16, 2011

barbernastics

The unnatural and often painful contortions a barber is forced into when the client refuses to sit in the properly and hold the fuck still.

barber1 - I have to leave early today.
barber2 - Sure, what's up?
barber1 - The barbernastics I was forced into yesterday really fucked up my back.

by sassyred November 5, 2014

barker

A person who is 'all bark and no bite'.

Commonly acting threatening, but in reality they are really harmless. They are the complete opposite of a biter.

Jake, can you quit being a barker?

by that ominous guy April 13, 2015

bargeron

truly a complete asshole that fucks with everyone he sees. Some people have many issues with. He can get you mad and angry most times but has his good moments.

that bargeron is an asshole, dude

by sniper man1023 November 17, 2016

barbers treatment

You and your barber touching eatch others dicks.

"Do you guys do the barbers treatment"
"Yeah son we booling"

by Asikxd December 11, 2016