a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 16, 2007

Barclays

cockney rhyming slang
Barclays Bank - Wank

-"mate, i just had the best barclays of my life"
-"safe"

by Robbie Boot April 29, 2008

Jelly Bracelets

These are so stupid i dont understand y ppl think they are tru cuz now girlz are afraid 2 wear them cuz of sick stupid boiz. Until a lady came and talked about them to mi class no1 had any idea that they were even sex related now ppl make up definitions 4 colors 2 scare the guelz who wear 'em they are so0o0o0o0 stupid
~vbshawty2oo9

i cant even wear them without being made fun of

by maggie December 17, 2003

jelly bracelets

just normal rubber bracelets which i wear as a fashion and with the meaning both.. quiet cool!

red - lap dance
black - a good bang! ;)
blue - oral sex

and so on!!

by evil o February 7, 2004

jelly bracelets

kk Im 14 yrs old and i dont go any of the shit... i have about 40 on each arm...when i guy breaks it i tell the to **** off and get a life the ones that mean hug or sumthin i dont care but the rest hell ya! here are the meaning at my school'

red:make out
Blue:lap dance
Pink:oral sex
Black:sex
Green:eating out
glow in the dark: use of sex toys
orange:doggy style
purple: tittysex
white/clear:anything they want

The rest i forget!! it will all be over soon and a new fad will be in

by mandy November 26, 2004

Alaskan pork barrel

Sarah Palin's cunt

When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel

by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009

Barrel Roll

A sexual endeavour, usually preformed by a female, where the girl spins along an axis (from head to toe) as she is giving a man oral pleasure.

*Do a BaRReL ROLL!*

Brian Peppers often suggests this during daily dialog

by A listener February 13, 2006