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dog in a bathtub

inserting testicles into a partners anus. Why? becuase it's just as hard to get a dog in a bathtub.
I gave her a dog in a bathtub and then made her lick my shitty balls.
by MELVIN May 16, 2005
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Southern Baptist

One who uses established code words on children in an attempt to prevent niggerdom. See also buzzkill.
The southern baptist minister was not very big on doing the interracial marriage of Tyrone and Jessica, but right is right.
by Idiot Buster March 5, 2005
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Bakhtarade

A sports drink for a bakhtar ONLY, in order to make him more muscular than an average person. Has no effect on the normal human body.
Bakhtarade rawberry
Bakhtarade shocklate
by therealistbakhtar January 25, 2011
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baptize

To water or dilute, as in liquor.
Be sure to baptize that gin before you put the bottle on the shelf!
by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005
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Baptized

The task of baptizing someone requires 3 people (atleast 2 of these people need male genitalia). The easiest place to baptize someone is in community showers or even outside if it is raining. Person #1 stretches out his scronum making a small bowl to collect water. Person #2 dick slaps Person #1's scronum splashing the collected water onto Person #3's face who is kneeling, thus baptizing him/her.
Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1!
Dave: Woohoo!
Carl: Look how much water is in my sack!
Dave: Can we wait 20 minutes? Im hard!
Joe: No, I want it now! And it's better if you're hard.
Dave: Alright here goes nothing.
Carl: Im getting hard too now hahaha!
*splash*
Joe: ahhhh! The power of christ compels me!
by Nohomo69 August 8, 2015
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Southern Baptist

A religious movement with roots in the British Colonies in North America created by evangelists who left the Church of England and founded new congregational religious communities in what is now the Southern United States. Because the ministers were not ordained priests of the Church of England in colonial times, these groups came to believe in the "priesthood of all believers." Also, the reason why they are "bible only" is because when they left the Church of England and its priests and bishops, the only authority they had left came from the Bible. By the way, it is possible to be a baptist without being affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention. The first baptists were not part of that, but churches join it mostly to facilitate missions and support common interests. A baptist church is only the people in it, (even if it's only two people,) their preacher (who can be anyone they pick regardless of education or credentials,) and the Bible.
My 6th great grandfather helped found the oldest church in the State of Tennessee. He was an evangelist from the Anglican Church (Church of England) in Colonial Virginia and told the poor settlers in Tennessee that Jesus loved them and that one day they would see Jesus and their family in heaven so they should keep on working and having babies. Now they're all still living there and in the general area, and many of their churches and the people descended from them identity as Southern Baptist and they might be affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention.
by SirZDefiner November 11, 2017
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bahti

egotistical jackass that should know when to suck balls
by the only bitch August 2, 2008
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