An Alaster is essentially a human "main character" who hasn't quite realized the camera isn't rolling yet. He'll often be one of the most handsome guys you’ll ever lay eyes on with a physique that looks like it was sculpted just to make everyone else look average. He is a chaotic blend of pure genius and the kind of person who tries to push a door that clearly says pull, but he does it with such confidence that you start to wonder if the door is the one that's wrong.
He possesses a legendary level of sass that could power a small city, yet he manages to be the sweetest person in the room the moment you actually need him. An Alaster is the guy who will offer to help you move and then spend the whole time narrating your life choices, but he’ll also be the only one who stays until the last box is inside.
He’s got a "seize the day" energy that usually results in a great story or sometimes a very confusing, serious or concerning text message at 2:00 AM. To know an Alaster is to constantly be five seconds away from either a facepalm or a laughing fit. In short, he’s a total one-of-a-kind legend who makes everyone else look like they’re just NPCs in his world.
He possesses a legendary level of sass that could power a small city, yet he manages to be the sweetest person in the room the moment you actually need him. An Alaster is the guy who will offer to help you move and then spend the whole time narrating your life choices, but he’ll also be the only one who stays until the last box is inside.
He’s got a "seize the day" energy that usually results in a great story or sometimes a very confusing, serious or concerning text message at 2:00 AM. To know an Alaster is to constantly be five seconds away from either a facepalm or a laughing fit. In short, he’s a total one-of-a-kind legend who makes everyone else look like they’re just NPCs in his world.
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Vanlige symptomer er å plutselig ha en full kalender med ting man må gjøre som f.eks strekke seg litt lengre for og hjelpe andre på pc'en, kjøre inn materialer, snakke med sjefen, ta seg pause med en gang det blir kjørt inn eller rett og slett bare gjøre noe annet.
Vanlige symptomer er å plutselig ha en full kalender med ting man må gjøre som f.eks strekke seg litt lengre for og hjelpe andre på pc'en, kjøre inn materialer, snakke med sjefen, ta seg pause med en gang det blir kjørt inn eller rett og slett bare gjøre noe annet.
En man så listverk komme fikk en akutt følelse for Alistofobi og gikk ut for og ta seg en røyk mens kollegene strevet på.
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A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.
Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.
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23 year old Maori Girl:"Your allshit, boy. I saw you the other day at your grandma's house, cunt. Quit smoking those sinnies, boy."
Mongrel Mob Member: SEIG FUCKIN HEIL, SUWOOP. SEIG FUCK, BOY. FUCKEN AURRAH BOY. SEIG FUCK.
Random Boy: Get a job you useless prick. Shut your monkey Guerilla ass up, youngin.
Mongrel Mob Wannabe: You allshit.
23 year old Maori Girl:"Your allshit, boy. I saw you the other day at your grandma's house, cunt. Quit smoking those sinnies, boy."
Mongrel Mob Member: SEIG FUCKIN HEIL, SUWOOP. SEIG FUCK, BOY. FUCKEN AURRAH BOY. SEIG FUCK.
Random Boy: Get a job you useless prick. Shut your monkey Guerilla ass up, youngin.
Mongrel Mob Wannabe: You allshit.
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You guys and y'all.
You guys and y'all.
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Get the Dirty Alaster mug.is a gender neutral name that generally means, loyalty, consistency, sincerity, and maturity. Those who carry thy name possess great ability of correct and proper judgments. Faraseo's are good planners, straightforward and honest people, and have a clear goal in their minds. They're not great pretenders for they tend to spill what's in their mind, may it be judgment or compliment for a person. Faraseo Alistair's are very difficult to get along with at the beginning but if you get to know them, you'll probably be thanking all the Gods for having such a great and reliable friend/partner. But, be aware of their silence, because it's terrifyingly deadly.
Our new schoolmate, Faraseo Alistair, is a loner because everyone seems to get very afraid od her.
Faraseo Alistair glared at me, I felt like I just died right at that moment.
Faraseo Alistair glared at me, I felt like I just died right at that moment.
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