prosaic

A adjective that sounds like a complement(ex. "poetic," "prose"), but, in actuality, is derogatory, meaning dry, verbose, boring, long, slow, or drawn-out. As such, it is a wonderful way to insult someone to their face; even if they do know what it means, they will often excuse you for it, thinking that you thought it meant something good.

Person: Hey, what do you think of my Harry Potter Sexual Fanfic?

Me: *Washing eyes out* It's very, um, prosaic!

Person: Oh, why thank you! I'll go submit this to a publisher!

Me: *Snickers evilly.*

by x3y October 18, 2019

Prosaic-ideas

Ideas that normally appear in our brain in prosaic forms i.e. without any metrical composition.

We can say that “thinking is translating ‘prosaic-ideas’ without accessories” since ideas (in brain) do not follow any metrical composition.

by Rajeeb2014 January 15, 2013

Prosticunt

When one is so slutty and rude that they are both a mixture of a prostitute and a cunt.

Mimi is such a f***ing prosticunt!

by whavercroft January 10, 2011

prosticaine

Prostitutes + Cocaine, examples of not great subjects to openly discuss at workplace...

"Shut the door, lets talk prosticaine"

by 1r0 June 24, 2015

Prozaic

Boring, dull, commonplace, everyday

Don't you think it's really prozaic that he wants to take her for "dinner and a movie" for their first date?

by Jenntee December 16, 2017

Prosair

Maple Term A corsair who has reached total pronessity. Therefore he/she can emit flaunts of high damagetude. Only corsairs who are passed level 160 can hold this professional, godlike position.

NightLord: I was killing anego, and this PROSAIR came and freaking KSED (kill steal) me dude!!
Bishop: Who are you? o.o

by PirateThreat August 2, 2010

Prosticube

A companion cube which is also a professional prostitute.

It's a prosticube!

by PortalUserX March 2, 2009