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Garbage zombie 

Fat blue collar workers that are dirty, unkempt, and generally lacking in manners, especially in a union . Can only communicate using grunts or talking about the latest fatball game. They live underground in the sewers and come up every so often to hoard beer and chicken wings during happy hour and when they eat too much they sit in the corner of the bus station and jerk off while making grunts. Most end up going on disability because they come into work drunk and slip on their own piss and beer. Their name comes from the fact that they live and breath in their own garbage and walk like zombies all day.
Tried to get a beer during happy hour but the bar smelt like shit because there were these garbage zombies crowding up the place and belching at each other.

Hollywood Zombie 

A person who is high as fuck on Hollywood Boulevard.

Bungee Zombie 

The fucker from Plants vs Zombies who steals your shit.
God Dammit! Bungee Zombie stole my damn plant! Can't have shit on the roof!

Simp Zombie 

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
Simp Zombie by Yehosher November 28, 2021

punch the zombie 

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.
punch the zombie by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Social interaction zombie 

An individual that has been isolated for so long due to pandemic confinement that he/she desperately looks for any form of social interaction. The same way a zombie desperately looks for brain.
I have became such a social interaction zombie that I ended paying homeless people to hang out with me.