1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.
Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.
by Vard-Face July 23, 2010
Get the Zombie Defensemug. by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021
Get the Bungee Zombiemug. A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers.
Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes.
by GothicReaper August 27, 2013
Get the Watchtower zombiemug. Noun:
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.
Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat
Zombie-Crat is a reference to the many instances where dead people vote for the Democratic party every election cycle.
Verb:
Every 4 to 2 years the undead rise from their graves to vote Democrat
Person 1: Have you heard about dead people voting for Democratic candidates every election cycle?
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.
Person 2: Yes. It's very messed up.
Person 1: Only if the Green Party had Zombie-Crats of their own they could actually be second place.
by xXJonaXx August 15, 2020
Get the Zombie-Cratmug. When there is an infomercial and you cant help but to stare and looking like a zombie.
Causing the infomercial zombie effect
Causing the infomercial zombie effect
Friend 1- So the other day i was about to make out with this girl when i became an infomercial zombie.
Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on
Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on
by nando92 July 27, 2010
Get the infomercial zombiemug. When a large group of weirdos congregate in public places like parks and malls, staring into their phones, and walking aimlessly.
They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack
They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack
by sanjuro_kurosawa July 17, 2016
Get the Pokemon Zombiemug. the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.
slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating
by waffle-iron May 5, 2011
Get the zombie-eatmug.