Woofhow

Old news. You use this word when you already knew something (i.e., news, conspiracies, agendas, etc) a while ago and someone else tries to tell you about it.

Don’t ask why or how, but this word originates from the saying “when circumcision was done by bitting”.

Kay who is diagnosed with corner disease: “You know X got divorced!”

Ted who is carrying a PS4 controller on his forehead: “Woofhow! You are late.”

by Dulizino September 9, 2021

woof woof

when the dick is too good

“woof woof” while getting hit from the back*

by doggyfluzie27283 September 17, 2021

WoofWoofGam3r

A person who constantly brags about their penis, but in reality, they have a really small one.

God, WoofWoofGam3r is talking again. Tell him to shut up about GTA.

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper October 27, 2021

Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".

A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021

woofan

carly.

carly w is a woofan

by addiero13 December 13, 2021

Woof

Like a dog, but more fierce and higher up in the pet social hierarchy. A word pronounced like wolf, but is used whenever your pets (most likely dogs) talk in their special voice.

*Pet Speaking* "I am not a dog, but a woof! Those dogs bow to me whenever I pass."

by ANIMAL_LOVER \_-o-_/ January 13, 2022

Woof

The simple sound a dog makes, often used in children's books or media

The dog goes: woof, woof!

by s0phi4_177 January 17, 2022