weaselfuck

A sniveling coward that hides behind his parents when things don't go as expected.

They will avoid friendships when any effort is requiring

Weaselly John believed all of Jose's lies about me. What a weaselfuck.

by Downvoting Victim August 30, 2021

weise

indian for "little boy", used as a racist remark, kinda like chug, but you can say it to your white friends if you want!

(say it in an indian voice) "EH WEISE" or "WHATS UP WEISE"

by leisha January 5, 2005

Sewer Weasel

A skinny swamp donkey. See Swamp Donkey....

That bitch ain't that big....she's definitely a sewer weasel.

Hey man, at least that sewer weasel is skinny....bag it and tag it.

by RBHoya December 18, 2006

Weikel

One of the most unfotunate of people, lacks creativity, and isn't very well with the women.

Person A: dude did you see that guy get bitch slapped by precilla?
Person B: Yeah he's being a weikel
(both high five)

by mechanix369987 October 26, 2011

shit weasel

Comes from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher. Humans who eat the alien virus call "byrus" grow an alien weasel in their bowles and when it gets too big it bursts out of their butt.

"Mcarthy's lower midsection was covered in blood as the shit-weasel came out"

by Patti March 1, 2005

One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010

Bush weasel

An annoying bush sniper in the game of call of duty. Someone who lacks proper skills in any other type of combat except sniping and hiding.

Damn little bush weasel got me again, if only i could see him. There he goes, Scampering like some sort of bush weasel.

by Skyler Clark August 17, 2008