whole-lease

A deez nuts joke. If someone asks what whole-lease is, the joke teller can reply with “Whole-lease nuts in yo mouth (hold deez nuts in your mouth)” or something along the lines of that

Bruh 1: Hey bro do you have anything whole-lease here?

Bruh 2: Uh… no? What’s whole-lease?

Bruh 1: WHOLE-LEASE NUTS IN YO MOUTH! HAH! GOT EM!

Bruh 2: Damnit!

by SqueakyRobloxer July 26, 2021

Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.

Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"

by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021

ass wholeness

1. The state or trait of being an asshole.

2. Success in following one’s bliss to such a state.

We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.

by Bottom Ford, Esq September 20, 2012

Whole Boar

When going ham isn't enough:This applies to acting, real life, even cooking!

Acting:
Gary Goldman in Leon: the professional, didn't even go Ham he took the whole boar!

Stansfield:"EVERYONNEEEE!"

Real Life:
"Yeah my brother goes beyond H.A.M he went Whole boar and smashed that!"

Cooking:
When a ham won't feed a family go outside shoot a boar and spit roast the whole thing!
Wife:"My whole family is coming for Thanksgiving"
Husband: "F***, I'll get my gun"

by Grey Mage January 15, 2012

best person in the whole entire world

jnya denise lindsey nobody else just her

hey youre jnya the best person in the whole entire world

by super duper cool dudeeee November 24, 2021

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023

A whole joke

A thing that's got no dad no father no love and no one
Someone who thinks that world revolves around them with those crusty dusty musty and certainly not crunchy lips ( please put on
Vaseline my brother)

Person 1: Did you see om...
Person 2: Nah the only thing I saw was a whole joke

by Reaaaaa June 17, 2023