spring valley

its the hood. we all know it. hate it or love it. valley is what it is. its close to the city, NJ (gas) lol the mall is the bigest one on the east coast. yea it can get boring, but smoke ah L n you good my G. or go to the city. its a quick drive. find something to do there. use the location to your advantage B. mini mart is where it was at back in the day, main st. chylln at the park. chill on the hill, which is also called uptop if you didnt know. thats where shit pops off and people just chyll out, smoke drink w.e. we was always fuckn with the cops n shit. maybe we fucked with them too hard cuz almost everyone i know is locked up now. Our local jail is RCJ....Rockland County Jail. But most peoples crimes gets them sent upstate to prison. (fishkill, wash{washington}, greene, downstate, upstate, ulster, eastern, and many other places. buh yea thats valley.

and these are some stats i copy n pasted....

Population in July 2008: 26,291. Population change since 2000: +3.2%

10,921 residents are foreign born (30.9% Latin America, 6.2% Asia, 5.1% Europe).
This village: *********** 42.9%

New York: ***** 20.4%

Land area: 2.10 square miles. Population density: 12,516 people per square mile (very high).

For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley
High school or higher: 70.1%
Bachelor's degree or higher: 19.9%
Graduate or professional degree: 6.1%
Unemployed: 7.1%
Mean travel time to work: 27.4 minutes

For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley village
Never married: 37.2%
Now married: 47.5%
Separated: 3.8%
Widowed: 5.1%
Divorced: 6.4%

Races in Spring Valley:

Black (44.0%)

White Non-Hispanic (30.9%)

Hispanic (15.4%)

Two or more races (6.3%)

Other race (5.3%)

Asian Indian (2.7%)

Filipino (1.3%)

American Indian (0.8%)

Other Asian (0.7%)

(Total can be greater than 100% because Hispanics could be counted in other races)

2008 cost of living index in Spring Valley: 145.4 (very high, U.S. average is 100)

© 2009 Onboard Informatics. Information is deemed reliable but not guaranteed

A: where are you from?
B: spring valley
A: ohhhhh......well i gotta go now....bye

by It is what it is B August 26, 2009

Grand Valley State University

Division II university just outside of Allendale, Michigan. Know for their division II sports programs and watering their lawns WAY to much.

My friend goes to Grand Valley State University.

by finalmage6 May 10, 2009

Mike Valley

My favourite pro skater.

Do a Mike-v Boneless off that cheese shop.

by GirlSkater January 18, 2004

Deer Valley High School

One of the most desolate high schools in America, known to rival schools as “Queer Valley”, located in the town that has recently got lots of press as the place where kindapped victim Jaycee Lee Dugard was held in captivity for 18 years. DVHS is known for it’s extremely ghetto charm and is one of the few suburban high schools where there is more black people than white people. Gangsta scum is the majority. We recently had a gang-related shooting in our back parking lot and went on lockdown for two hours, and at a recent football game a gun was confiscated from a student. Despite being forced to wear body ID tags, violence is still very prevalent on campus. We have a slutty volleyball team and a all black cheerleading squad. Students talk back to teachers on a routine basis and fights breakout daily in and out of the classroom. The administration and teachers have zero control over the school despite the fact they like to believe they do, when in reality they are scared of the students and the administration likes to lock themselves up in their offices. The most hardcore students are bused from East Oakland, Southside San Fransisco, and Richmond, three of the most dangerous cities in the world. The bathrooms are disgusting and are full of spray paint messages ranging from gang symbols to "i fcked ur bf biatch". The freshman bathrooms are always closed for obvious reasons; one year someone took a shit in the sinks.

I want to transfer from the ghetto-ass piece of shit of a "school" called Deer Valley High School. Many would go with me if they could. Let's all kick it at the REAL DVHS - Dougherty Valley High school.

by fuckdisschool October 10, 2009

Grand Valley State University

A liberal arts college located in Allendale, MI. Grand Valley carries the 2nd lowest acceptance rate in the State of Michigan. Most who do not get accepted wind up at colleges such as Michigan State University or glorified community colleges such as Western or Central. Known for the athletics, Grand Valley beat the living shit out of over-rated Michigan State in basketball in 2007. Grand Valley also is able to fill an entire building with National Championships. To fit in, a student must own a Sigg water bottle, a North Face jacket, and a sense of being better than everyone that does not go to GVSU. Most graduates are placed in positions where they manage graduates of Michigan State, Western, and Central.

Student 1: Damn, I didn't get in to Grand Valley State University.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.

by Drew Neitzel August 18, 2009

Metea Valley High School

A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.

Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?

Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!

Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?

Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!

Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!

by bassmaster6969696969 January 27, 2013

ralston valley

One gay ass mother fucking high school.

Ralston valley is the school for white bitches.

by Hugh G. Wang March 11, 2016