Twat Scum 

Someone with a nasty vagina. Stinky, smelly, crotch rot.

LaTuna needs to wash herself because I can smell her twat scum from here!

Twat Scum by Raven Moan April 28, 2009

twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

twat basket by Gaviiii March 11, 2008

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

Twat waffle syndrome by useless youth August 12, 2009

twat goblin

a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.

Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.

twat goblin by jnnjnjununoonno May 24, 2007

Twat Swatter 

The Girl's version of a cock blocker.
A girl that prevents another girl from getting some dick.

Julie, what the fuck i was about to get some dick. You're such a twat swatter!

Twat Swatter by BFlizzle May 18, 2009

Twat Face 

a moderator in a group who has dictator-like qualities. they often ban active members who disagree with the mod's point of view. they delete entries at will, thus denying the people of our freedom of speech.known to have no sense of humor, they insist that everyone use proper 'netiquette' and micro-manage every aspect of a once-fun group. Twat Face is the ultimate fun killer.

We cannot have any fun in the group now that Barb the Twat Face has taken over!

Twat Face by da trick biatch October 9, 2006

Twat Swatted

The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.

Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!

Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!

Female 1: OK!

Twat Swatted by LilMissKrissyX3 June 30, 2009