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tuck and rub

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the proper response to 'thank you' from a cashier or waiter at a specific kind of café or establishment. It involves untucking pants, and rubbing a specific object.
Example One
Friend One: man, im so mad at that waiter.
Friend Two: why, what did they do?
Friend One: i thanked them for serving me and they didn't even give me a tuck and rub!
Friend Two: wow, that is bad.
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Example Two
Patron: Thank You!
Waiter: Oh, you're welcome! Now, would you like it in the back or me under the table, 'cleaning?'
Patron: Table please!
Waiter: *Gets under table and untucks pants*
Patron: Oh yeah, keep going
Waiter: *Rubs the object*
Patron: *moans* faster! harder!
Waiter: *rubs faster and harder*
Patron: *gush*
Waiter *emerges from under the table, covered in cum* wow, what a big mess.
by Pcydunim July 28, 2023
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commonly used in schools in reference to one who tucks his genetelia(penis)between his legs in order to be a woman
Mark Antonio is such a scrotol tuck
by Albma May 2, 2004
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plum tucket

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1) to be full and to not want anymore when asked.

2) When talking to the alpha n00b and you get incredibly pissed off and you say that this conversation has gone plum tucket.
1) Want more corn?
no im plum tucket at the moment.

2) alpha n00b: exura sio para "leader of skeles
not so n00b: lol, your such a noob
not so n00b: you don't put para
alpha n00b: i not that!
by Many Mexicans November 19, 2005
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Munich ticks

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Ticks made on a checklist which are not worth the paper they are written on. Named after the Munich Agreement made in 1938 between Nazi Germany, Italy, France and Great Britain, which then British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain famously hailed as guaranteeing “Peace in our time”. Less than one year later World War II began.
Reporter: Even though you were warned for two years the railway crossing was an accident waiting to happen, you did nothing. Why?

Politician: That's not true. My department did a safety audit of the crossing that ticked all the boxes.

Reporter: But ten people have now died at the crossing, was your audit nothing but Munich ticks?

Politician: I’ll have to look into that.
by Dr Euan Mitchell August 31, 2008
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Monster trucks of love

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Something that is off-the-wall and bizarre. Not very cool.
"Did you guys see that music video the other day? It was so Monster Trucks of Love."
by Zeb-man August 7, 2006
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belt-tuck

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when you get a noticeable boner and have to move it around and slip it under the belt on your pants to conceal it
dude, i had to hide my boner with a belt-tuck last class, it just wouldnt go away
by martian May 24, 2012
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Tom Tucker

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A referance to an unknown person

eg anyone whos identity who you are unsure of.
Megan you love Tom Tucker.
by feinian June 21, 2010
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