Tractor balls

When you drive an old tractor and is slams your balls on the seat.

Hitting a girl from the back and you slam your low hanging fruit and you get a case of tractor balls

by Death Machine 3000 March 27, 2023

Obstacle track to success

When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.

That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.

by North Central Johnny March 26, 2009

Dewsbury Tracksuit

Worn by girls who go out in their pyjamas to Tesco, corner shop for fags etc. Usually Primark pyjamas. Can also include indoor-based booties.

Coined during the case of Shannon Matthews, when many unemployed locals of the Dewsbury estate were filmed outside in their pyjamas regularly.

To my horror whilst shopping in Waitrose, I saw one of those awful benefit types pushing a trolley around and wearing a Dewsbury Tracksuit.

by FCeebs21 November 6, 2010

Frisco Tractor

Frisco Tractor relates to the American version of the Chelsea Tractor. A 4x4 vehicle which will never see use off road or reacts like a car to offroad situations (such as mud, ice or snow)...

LMAO, look @ those Frisco Tractors doing 5MPH on dry pavement... I think they are scared of a little snow...

Poor RangeRover, it is now a Frisco Tractor... They've cut its bollocks off...

by iam-zero- February 22, 2011

sass track

Background music in a television program - often emulating a pizzicato playing technique - used to punctuate on-screen dialog that is meant to be interpreted as sassy, ironic, or clever.

They play that annoying sass track whenever the characters are trying to be clever.

by NochimKerker February 27, 2011

tiger tracks

1. Tracks left by tigers.
2. When one shits their pants and leaves stains in their underwear. Often mistaken for bloodstains. A polite way of identifying shit stains.

1. That must be a large tiger that left those tiger tracks in the sand.
2. Looks at those tiger tracks you left in your shorts after that roller coaster ride.

or
You must have laid some serious tiger tracks after that ski run.

by Trystsun December 17, 2011

Con-Track

When a band/label release a song which is not representative of the album it is from.

Guy: "hey dude did you hear the new Fictus track on the radio? it's awesome, i'm gonna go buy the album right now!"

Me: "don't bother, it's a Con-Track, the rest of the album is crap and sounds nothing like it"

Guy: "oh. that's extremely disappointing"

Me: "indeed"

by theCOO August 30, 2013