smush n' toss

The use of both hands to motion jacking off fists followed by a jizz throw. Should be used in fending of bitchy women.

The Chad gave the smush n' toss to a bitch that was talking to him.

by KMoneyK October 8, 2010

Tooshie

The correct way to spell "Tushy".

Nicole: tushy
Brandon: don't you mean tooshie?

by Brandaminator August 16, 2008

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.

2) The product of ejaculation.

Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.

Oh my god, this food is making me touche.

Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?

by The Touchemaster February 4, 2010

tootsie pop

term of endearment; sweet nickname for a sweet person

Brandon is my tootsie pop!

by sheboygan June 8, 2005

tootsalot

Usualy preceded by a nickname or surname, this phrase commonly refers to a person or persons with excessive flatulence and is constantly releasing it.

Lauren is being a little Ms. Tootsalot today, her ass stinks.

That guy was being sir tootsalot today

by T-Mizzle May 6, 2008

small vanilla tootsie roll

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.

I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.

by Trent Easton May 22, 2006

toss the salad

when you lick the bum hole

little steves licked my bum hole.hes justed tossed my salad

by david haywood August 1, 2003