Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the rig, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023

Chubbed

Meaning unsuccessful in a ballot for tickets, especially at football games.
Named after 'Arthur Chubb' former head of the ticket office at Manchester United Football Club.

"How did you get on with your ticket application for Liverpool away?"
"Chubbed mate"

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.

Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.

by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022

chub

something that is illegal but cool or enjoyable.

It was really chub when we ran away from the cops.

by novacasa November 24, 2016

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

Chub

A chub is the state of a man's penis when it is halfway between flaccid and fully erect.

Me: Man, I was laying on the beach yesterday and this gay guy checking me out had a chub in his Speedo. The bulge was obvious.
Friend:What did you do?
Me: Not much I started getting a chub too so I rolled over onto my stomach to hide it.

by mecbranleur December 17, 2025

Chubs

He is ACTUALLY the best gorilla tag player of his time. He rocks any and all hats. His skills are branching and scaling trees.

Oh god it’s Chubs.

Run. It’s Chubs.

by ChubsVR February 24, 2022