Scrampledeggs's definitions

Trussterfuck

To completely and rapidly fuck up a situation, even though you know nothing about it.

The UK economy is a total Trussterfuck.

by Scrampledeggs October 20, 2022

Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the rig, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023

Haadya

The most caring and artistically talented person you’ll ever meet. No seriously, they’re very reliable and kind and can create beautiful works of art from almost any medium. They’re usually great at crafts, buying black boots and cute little trinket dishes, and brunching. Not only do Haadya’s have the perfect ratio of consonants to vowels in their name, but they’re also hot af :)

“Oh dude you’re friends with a Haadya? That’s sick!”

by scrampledeggs November 24, 2021

Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the pole, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023