Ikel Tech

Doing something incredibly stupid

Gyy 1: Bro.. I accidentally put in thr wrong stats..

Guy2: Ikel tech

by Ner_d July 4, 2022

tech hell

The status of being unable go about life as normal due to unavailability of one or more (usually two) essential devices.

Fuck! My laptop is out for repair and my smartphone's screen is cracked. I'm stuck in tech hell with this shitty burner phone!

by Inglorious Sam February 20, 2018

Tech-nine

An unexpected way to win.

We pulled a tech-nine in the final round.

by You can see god January 18, 2021

tech bro

a man with an computer science degree, low critical thinking skills, a large ego, and too much venture capital money

"guys, you should download the app i just launced. its called cummr and it's going to revolutionize the purchase of customized sex dolls" - Person A

"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B

by a very annoyed cs major March 3, 2023

Tech squad

Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can

“Bro did you see that tech squad?”
“Yes dude I almost shit my pants there were like 69 retards”

by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018

Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.

Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!

by Not Tech Gay August 31, 2018

Tech map

An excuse for bad mapping in rhythm games.

Mapper: *Makes normal shit map*
Player: this gameplay sucks
Mapper: *makes identical map but calls it a tech map*
Player: this is awesome and i love it

by emiliauwu February 23, 2022