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five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.
Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!
five across the eyes by George December 19, 2004

The Epoxies 

A synth-punk band started in Portland, Oregon that mixes crazy synth-new wave beats with fast and chaotic guitar riffs comparable to that of The Ramones. The Epoxies have taken everything that is uncool and turned it into a breath of fresh air in the world of new music... FINALLY something new and original to listen to!
Bad costumes + good music + Ramones + Devo = The Epoxies
The Epoxies by Bl4ckM4ge May 4, 2005

Hector the Erector 

A guy named Hector who can a get a girl's clit erect within a 500 foot radius.
Guy: Damn that Hector the erector. He gets all the girls.Must be the tongue rolling thing. But Atleast, I got you right babe.

Girl(bitting her teeth): Wait for me Hector!

the exies 

Simply one of the best bands ever.
Short for the existentialists(A philosophy that emphasizes the uniqueness and isolation of the individual experience in a hostile or indifferent universe, regards human existence as unexplainable, and stresses freedom of choice and responsibility for the consequences of one's acts)
In proper English, it is philosophy, everyone is different, humans are basically unexplainable mistakes, although band members themselves don't take it quite so literally, basically they are just John Lennon fans.
The Exies are:
Scott Stevens - vocals, guitar
Freddy Herrera - bass, vocals
Chris Skane - guitar, vocals and they KICK ASS
"Are the exies on tour any time soon? i simply can't wait to see them live and be deafened by my fave songs.
the exies by Jessika Dusk July 15, 2006

Dick as far as the eye can see 

When your somewhere and there is only males.
Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

what the eff

a phrase made famous by the youtube video "david blaine spoof."
The two gay guys he is showing his "magic" to repeatedly say this after he does something crazy. Used to describe something ridiculous or incomprehensible. Or as a random outburst, fake expletive or exclamation.
"David blaine" : Are you sure you didn't buy a teddy bear?
1st guy: Yes I'm sure I didn't...
Both: What the eff? What the EFF!!
what the eff by asdhdfd December 16, 2007