taste tornado

The flavor generated by the new Milller Lite glasses with the logos etched into the bottom. These etchings create a cyclonic action to retain the flavor of the third hopping of the beer.

The taste tornado from this Miller Lite is awesome!!

by Jgc01 July 1, 2009

Flesh Tornado

The act of a man twisting his penis up and then releasing it, usually performed as a sex party trick.

I gave her a total flesh tornado tonight, after we finished, she was spinning in circles from all that spinning.

by ButtHairBurrito97 February 9, 2025

Tornado Tongue

Someone who is giving a woman good oral sex.

As soon as we got home I gave her the Tornado Tongue of a lifetime

by Amschel September 6, 2025

dominican tornado

When you spin your penis in a circular motion while peeing on your significant other.

Him: Hey I wanna try something new tonight

Her: like what?
Him: How about a Dominican Tornado?

by sookysooky April 24, 2024

tornado

Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.

There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real

"Oh hey bob"

"Hey john"

"tornado"

"What"

John is now dead

by RiceOfCourse June 23, 2022

Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.

Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"

by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020