Definitions by ButtHairBurrito97

Spoo on a Poo

When a man ejaculates on a turd in the toilet AKA Spoo On A Poo

Yo man, my buddy just took a Spoo on a poo!

Spoo on a Poo by ButtHairBurrito97 October 28, 2025

Thunder Worm 

A man’s cock that is so large, that it creates a massive thud when it drops to the ground, hence being a “Thunder Worm”

*Loud thunder noise*
Jimmy: What the hell was that?
Johnny: That was a thunder worm. Biggest cock in the galaxy.

Thunder Worm by ButtHairBurrito97 May 18, 2025

Flesh Tornado 

The act of a man twisting his penis up and then releasing it, usually performed as a sex party trick.

I gave her a total flesh tornado tonight, after we finished, she was spinning in circles from all that spinning.

Flesh Tornado by ButtHairBurrito97 February 9, 2025

Sparkle Spinach

Yet another fancy way to say Weed.

Hey dude do you want some Sparkle Spinach?
What the hell is that?
It’s weed my dude.

Sparkle Spinach by ButtHairBurrito97 July 27, 2024

DNA Bomb

The act of a man blowing a load in someone’s face.

Hey man, that girl Annie got a total DNA Bomb last night! She was covered head to toe in seed.

DNA Bomb by ButtHairBurrito97 July 27, 2024

Fat Fishy Ass 

When a woman has an absolutely massive ass, but her ass reeks of fish.

Example girl 1: Walks by, as her butt wobbles uncontrollably.

Example Dude 1: Damn, look at that booty bro!

Example Dude 2: Nah you don’t want none of that Fat Fishy Ass.

Example Dude 1: (holding nose) I think I smell it now. Girl get outta here with that Fat Fishy Ass!!!

Fat Fishy Ass by ButtHairBurrito97 August 14, 2023